There is an episode of Star Trek Voyage (the best Star Trek series); Icheb is working with Naomi on a jigsaw puzzle. He is trying to teach her genetics, and she is trying to enjoy herself. Naomi fits two pieces together, and he says “Excellent! You recognized the similar strand sequence in the base pattern of the DNA structure.” Naomi gives him an annoyed look and says ” I was only trying to find two pieces that fit together in the puzzle.”
It got me to thinking about my First Grade education. A footnote has already been made as an entry in ZD45;
Z- When I was in the second grade, our teacher, Miss Davis came into school one Monday and said from now on, her name was Mrs. Cleveland. I didn’t get it, but when I was in first grade, I changed my name “on the fly” from Dennis to Bill. They sent a note home to my parents; ……….so unfair!
That was only one “highlight” or my formidable years. One of the other most significant events of the First Grade was the Marble Contest. Each day we came to school, there was a glass jar filled with marbles at the front of the class. We were told there would be a contest. Guess how many marbles in the jar, and win a big candy bar. I’m not saying I lived in the depression, but candy and the ability to obtain it was still a big thing in those days. The idea of winning and solving the problem of the marbles in the jar consumed our free time and imaginations. It challenged our intellect and even sparked solution debates on the playground.
They were very fond and warm memories; until the day I realized we were CONNED!
O.K, OK, it’s not like Mrs. Pigeon (her real name) “grifted” us out of our milk money; she was trying to teach us about counting, estimating, problem-solving, and abstract thinking, and I’m STILL mad about it!
As I got older, there were always unique ways and special mnemonics to help me learn, including one of the all-time-greatest; the Indian Chief Sohcahtoa. He helped me move through trigonometry Sine= Opposite over the Hypotenuse, Co-sign= Adjacent over the Hypotenuse, and Tangent=Opposite over the Adjacent! There was the Navy Fire Fighting tender line procedure “OATH”; OK, Advance, Take up Slack, Help, and the funny one, NAVY; Never Again Volunteer Yourself.
Thinking back, I wish Mrs. Pigeon just told us the truth, and what we were trying to learn.
Nobody likes being conned.
Especially an identity-confused First Grader!