April 10, 2018 00:05
For some time in the City of Providence, Rhode Island, there has been a billboard on the side of the road of Route 95, next to the Rhode Island Hospital. It reads “In Pain? Call Wayne.” For many more times than I care to admit, I would drive by the billboard and scream out loud; “In Pain? Call Wayne!” It almost has become a highway battle-cry; kind of like “Who ya gonna call? Ghost Busters!” Yea, simple things amuse simple minds………so what.
This billboard took on more epic proportions when the truth hit me about what I was actually looking at. The billboard is at a very busy and complicated merge of Rt. 95 and Rt. 195; not an area to dedicate long, thoughtful gazes at an advertisement. Initially, I didn’t see the whole billboard. Combining my powers of observations, my deft navigation skills, and my immense powers of deductions, I came to the conclusion that this billboard located next to the hospital, was nothing more than an “enterprising surgeon or chiropractor” using his God-Given gifts to help those suffering individuals find relief from their pain……. in the skilled hands of Wayne!
Wwwwrrrooonng! So very wrong! It turns out Wayne is an ambulance-chasing, “personal injury lawyer” who specializes in suing doctors and the medical community.
I would love to continue this blog post about the statistics and stories of such Attorneys in America, but for some reason, having my bloated, self-described, over-stated, intuitive abilities go down in flames about Wayne’s true motives here, only seems to make this billboard even funnier than before.
Maybe Wayne could help me………
“INSANE? CALL WAYNE!”
Posted by zuludelta45
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Tags: Humor, Lawyers, Observation, Personal Injury
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Do you think he got that from “Better Call Saul”?
How about, “Fight Back, Call Jack!”
And, of course, the Heavy Hitter is the one for you.
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By Martha Reynolds on April 10, 2018 at 06:30
We might need to call “The Hurt Line!!”
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By zuludelta45 on April 10, 2018 at 12:06
I just saw a political sign that says, “We Back Jack.”
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By Denise Costello on April 10, 2018 at 11:21
We might need to call “The Hurt Line!!”
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By zuludelta45 on April 10, 2018 at 12:06