“THIS AIN’T NO PLEASURE BOATING CHIEFIE!”
HE AIN’T HEAVY; HE’S MY “BIG” BROTHER!
Viva Las Bullshit!
YOU THINK CINDERELLA HAD SHOE PROBLEMS?
CAN I GET A WITNESS?
Are you there God? It’s me Twitter!
“‘TIL OVERDUE FINES DO YOU PART”
IF I’M YOUR “HONEY,” WHY AM I STILL PAYING FOR BREAKFAST?
THE POTS ARE IN THE KITCHEN
Zulu Delta 45 